In the autumn of 2030, Malik Henna was elected as the new Megastani Prime Minister. He was the son of the Megastani Prime Minister who had carried out Operation: Snow Storm. Henna was a young and inexperienced politician whose history of failure in nearly all endeavors public and private seemed to endear him to large blocs of Megastani public opinion, and he was strongly supported by the Neo-pros.
Neo-pro ideologues were subsequently placed in
positions of great power(46)
in the Megastani Cabinet and Department of Defense.
A year later, on November 9, 2031, something much worse than Pearl Harbor hit Megastan. Operating out of Cuba, an extremist gang of Venezuelan Communists known as Los Quaidos executed a horrific terrorist attack against the Megastani capital of Megadina. The attack toppled two of Megastan’s most prized and symbolic towers, damaged its central military headquarters, and killed over 3,000 innocent civilians.
The vast bulk of global public opinion was aghast. However dissatisfied anyone was with Megastan’s hegemony, people of all races and backgrounds understood that indiscriminate attacks against civilians were both morally reprehensible and counterproductive to global peace and security.
Los Quaidos was a relatively small organization with limited ideological appeal whose attacks against civilians and refuge in an isolated island nation underscored their weakness, not their strength. Some analysts suggested that the criminals should be ridiculed and treated as the absurd, murderous thugs they were. The world could have united into a coalition of reconciliation for many outstanding political problems in the face of the global empathy engendered by the shocking attacks.
Megastan could have taken the opportunity to highlight and augment its moral and physical strength by showing restraint and humility. They could have taken the opportunity to re-examine some of the policies that global opinion most opposed—many of which were not even in the Megastani public interest.
This was a shining opportunity to transform Megastan’s darkest moment into a much-needed restoration of its waning soft power and shore up its peaceful (and advantageous) relationships with countries all over the world. Megastan could have led the drafting of mutual security and cooperation pacts that could have quelled unrest and marginalized and demoralized extremists worldwide.
Astonishingly, Henna and his Neo-pro backers instead played directly into the hands of Los Quaidos. They exaggerated LQ’s power and acted dangerously arrogant and belligerent toward the rest of the world, which alienated many of their staunchest allies and supporters. Henna freely issued indiscriminate ultimatums and offered no room for the smallest dissent about tactics or strategies.
Anyone who did not agree with Megastan on all counts was implicitly threatened and politically marginalized. (“You are either our partner or our enemy,” said Henna on numerous occasions.) In one of his most damaging rhetorical flourishes, Henna named three nations, including the United States, “The Bloc of Belligerent Bad Guys.” What this portended was clear: There could be no negotiations or compromises with these countries. Only ultimatums, followed, if necessary, by force.
The countries that found themselves thus classified immediately accelerated their efforts to arm themselves in order to deter a Megastani invasion, bombing campaign, or regime change. Instability and paranoia increased worldwide.
Even citizens of countries that seemed to benefit from their partnerships with Megastan—favored nations such as Morocco and Indonesia—grew wary. They worried for their long-term prosperity and security if the all-important veneer of soft power was lost or abandoned and if international law were thrown into the dustbin of history. Europeans were particularly haunted by the specter of another horrible total war like the ones that had destroyed their continent twice in the last century.
Soon the world at large, though overwhelmingly opposed to Los Quaidos, began to fear that the bigger danger to world security might actually be Megastan. It had much more weight to throw around, and its mistakes in judgment had the potential to resonate on every corner of the globe.
With only two apparent options of whom to support—Henna or Los Quaidos—the moderates of the world who favored neither power found themselves marginalized. Thousands of powerless and angry people who strongly opposed Megastan’s policies were driven into the open arms of Los Quaidos.
Operation Enduring Markets
A violent retaliation from Megastan was inevitable, but Megastan could not attack Venezuela, which was one of its most important strategic allies and business partners. Their first target was Cuba for harboring LQ.(47)
The Communist regime was quickly overthrown, and Cuban ex-pats from Florida were invited by Megastan to take over. Their rule was shaky, ineffective, and unpopular, and Megastan failed to capture the ringleader of the 11/9 terrorist atrocities as promised.
But as it turned out, this war was merely a sideshow for Henna and the Neo-pros. For them, the real target was
America.(48)
They claimed Houston posed an imminent threat to the entire free world. Glaring proof that he was too evil to be trusted with a wealthy nation-state, said Prime Minister Henna, was how Houston had “gassed his own people” during his war with Mexico and then brutally crushed the popular rebellion following Operation: Snow Storm.
Most Megastani citizens did not realize that their government had had a part in allowing these massacres, and Megastani policymakers and journalists did not enlighten them now.
The Neo-pros also claimed America had ties to Los Quaidos, though it was clear to anyone with a rudimentary knowledge of American politics that the American government had no love for Communists of any kind, much less
Cuban or Venezuelan ones.(49)
If this was not enough to convince Megastani citizens that Houston needed to be deposed, the Megastani government claimed it had “slam dunk” evidence that Houston had secretly implemented Reagan’s Star Wars initiative and actually built a planet-destroying device called the Death Star. A fanatical nation ruled by a tin-pot dictator, they said, had no business being in possession of such dangerous technology. The freedom of the entire solar system was
at stake.(50)
UN weapons inspectors said there was no firm evidence for the claims Megastan was making. Even Megastani Central Intelligence said that invading America would only make terrorism against Megastan more likely and that the Death Star hypothesis was highly improbable. (To say nothing of the fact that, if the allegations were true, the surest way to prompt Houston to use such dangerous and suicidal technology would be to invade his country and offer him no hope of victory or amnesty.) International weapons inspectors
said the same.(51)
When no competent analysts would tell the Neo-pros what they wanted to hear, they established their own intelligence agency, the “Office of Special Plans,”(52)
under a Neo-pro director, to proclaim it.
In fact, effecting regime change in America had been
secretly adopted(53)
as Megastani government policy the day after the Los Quaidos attack on Megadina. All seemed fair in their single-minded pursuit of implementing the war, including cherry-picking intelligence, employing terrifying
scare tactics,(54)
and intimidated Megastani moderates by accusing them of cowardice or even treason if they opposed the war.
Perhaps the worst betrayal of the Megastani people came when respected moderate Khalid al-Bawwal gave a forceful, high-tech presentation at the UN Security Council of the Megastani case for war. Almost all of what he said was subsequently proved untrue, but it swayed the Security Council and Megastani public opinion
at the time.(55)
The Megastani regime cobbled together another coalition of allies, which they called the League of Volunteers. The League was composed largely of small island nations that depended on Megastan for their patronage, such as Palau and England, most of whose citizens strongly opposed the war.
Millions all over the world demonstrated against the war, the staggeringly dishonest way in which it was being promoted, and the danger it posed to global security. Vast protests took place within League members and even inside Megastan itself. But it was to no avail.
Members of the PNAC include Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz, Jeb Bush, Zalmay Khalilzad, I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby, Donald Kagan, Eliot A. Cohen, Elliott Abrams, William J. Bennett, Steve Forbes, Francis Fukuyama, Dan Quayle, Stephen Rosen, and William Kristol. Other Neo-Conservatives include Douglas Feith and Richard Perle.
